Brandi. When you get into law school, this will be the next dialogue we have after you tell me. It will be executed flawlessly because that is our friendship. Flawless and full of brilliant references.
i want a boyfriend who is willing to sit patiently while i blog until im ready to make out with him
guys this is honestly my favorite self-referential lyrical progression
"If at any point over the coming days, weeks, and months to come, you find yourself confused as to how to navigate the thicket of pictures of Nelson Mandela coming at you in every country in the world, bear in mind this salient fact of history: it was once illegal in South Africa to have a picture of Nelson Mandela in your home."