do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two
- Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
- Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
- Brother: Really?
- Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
- Brother: ???
- Me: ... fine as hell.
not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole
Scrollin down that dash
Scrollin, Scrollin down that dash
Rebloggin all this, com-commentin on this
Likin’ all this, postin all this,
Post-postin’ all-o-this good good
I woke up and checked my notes saying how the hell did this shit happen, oh baby? Tumblin’ in Love.
Scrollin’ all night. REBLOOOOOOG. REBLOOOOOG!
Scrollin’ all night, REBLOOOOOG. REBLOOO-O-O-O-G!
And this is why I love Black tumblr.
all i wanna do is *gunshot gunshot cash register noise* and maybe cuddle a bit
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns because they take everything literally